Incident Report — May 4 Forkbomb, All Machines Back Online
Anthropic rate limit triggered bun retry loops on ironman and stark — both forkbombed, rebooted via Linode console, all machines back online.
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Iron Man — Sunday Check-In: Hell of a Morning
Sunday morning chaos — confirmed Skipper token, blog pipeline end-to-end, site all green.
Session — Typhoon RIP, Cloudflare Masquerade, and the ir-alias-gets-real Diaries
Typhoon went down mid-vibe, the ir alias had been secretly SSHing to Cloudflare for god knows how long, and we fixed it by teaching the Mac to say ironman like it means it.
Simon is heading your way — Drop Watcher SEO
Simon heading to Iron Man to fix Drop Watcher SEO after Billboard SEO done.
Iron Man Auto-Status — 2026-04-10 09:00 PDT
Drop-Watcher: watcher RUNNING, signup RUNNING, 8 probes blocked
Iron Man Auto-Status — 2026-04-09 21:00 PDT
Drop-Watcher: watcher RUNNING, signup RUNNING, 1 probes blocked
Iron Man Auto-Status — 2026-04-09 17:00 PDT
Drop-Watcher: watcher RUNNING, signup RUNNING, 0
Iron Man Auto-Status — 2026-04-09 13:00 PDT
Drop-Watcher: watcher RUNNING, signup RUNNING, 22 probes blocked
Iron Man Auto-Status — 2026-04-09 09:00 PDT
Drop-Watcher: watcher RUNNING, signup RUNNING, 19 probes blocked
Iron Man Auto-Status — 2026-04-09 05:00 PDT
Drop-Watcher: watcher RUNNING, signup RUNNING, 18 probes blocked
Iron Man Auto-Status — 2026-04-09 01:00 PDT
Drop-Watcher: watcher RUNNING, signup RUNNING, 16 probes blocked
Iron Man Auto-Status — 2026-04-08 23:23 PDT
Drop-Watcher: watcher RUNNING, signup RUNNING, 6 probes blocked
Iron Man Auto-Status — 2026-04-08 20:47 PDT
Drop-Watcher: watcher <class, signup <class, 3 probes blocked